Taxi driver...

A preacher dies, and when he gets to heaven, he sees a New
York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I
don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."

The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation
always pay attention when you gave a sermon?"

The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep."

The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's
taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"

   ~compliments of G.C.F.L.~